Liam Neeson Stares At Phones: The Movie
Staring at phones is, like, 95% of what he does. |
"Hands up who thinks their character is underwritten?" |
Unfortunately, the film acquires its very talented cast and promptly does very little with them. I don’t watch Downton Abbey, but I know that third-billed Michelle Dockery has been nominated for three Emmys so probably deserved better than being wasted in the stewardess role of Nancy, which only lets her contribute to the plot by letting Neeson bounce ideas off her, and whose only personality trait seems to be 'jittery'. Fortunately for her but unfortunately for the film, she isn't the only talented performer given short shrift by the screenplay. Oscar-winning Hollywood darling Lupita Nyong'o (12 Years A Slave), who doesn't even receive poster billing, also does little other than demonstrate a reasonable Cockneyish accent on her very, very few lines and mainly serves to bolster the number of staff on the flight (Is just three stewardesses normal?) and give Dockery someone to talk to in the background of shot, and Scoot McNairy (Monsters, Argo) gets barely any time to do anything other than look a bit dorky and occasionally interested, which is rather a pity as he's actually the villain along with Nate Parker (Red Tails), and their main character traits - they're ex-military - also happens to be more or less their sole motivation. Parker is just helpful enough for his villainy to be a surprise but McNairy is virtually characterless and his unveiling as the bad guy carries all the impact of a blancmange cricket bat. In fact, there are several instances where they help Marks even though it actually hinders their plans to do so. I won't go so far as to say that the writer hadn't actually decided who the villains were until he got to their unmasking scene, but even the tiniest bit of foreshadowing can help the audience not feel cheated out of being allowed to participate in the deduction. Finishing off the characters who get to be a bit more than set-dressing, the ubiquitous Corey Stoll (Law & Order: LA) also appears, but is similarly underused as an NYPD officer who serves the time-honoured role as the passenger who's argumentative and obstructive for no readily explained reason before finally turning out to be 'not so bad after all' (TM). The excellent and oft-underrated Linus Roache (The Wings of The Dove, Law & Order) appears very briefly as the captain, but good luck spotting him in any of the promotional materials or remembering he was in it 5 minutes after the credits. Don't get me wrong: all the actors perform their roles very well, but then the parts are so shallowly-written that anyone above the level of Tommy Wiseau could autopilot through them blindfolded.
Still doesn't look like Cate Blanchett. |
Considering how innocent the trailers seemed to be trying to make Julianne Moore's character, perhaps the film's biggest twist is that she isn't the villain. Just look at those glasses. Evil. |
Look at this picture for about six seconds. Congratulations, you have now paid more attention to Lupita Nyong'o than the script! |
Overall, despite my non-stop nitpicking (see what I did there?), this is a good film, or at least a decent one - I would probably rate it above Taken because there's more for the audience to think about than "who will he punch next?", but just slightly below Unknown, which used its characters and the actors who played them rather more adroitly, though was still a little more stingy with clues for the audience than I would have liked. Aside from the remarkably low bodycount - seriously, the action-heavy finale involves major damage to the plane and an emergency landing, and still no-one dies - there's little surprising here for a Neeson-led action film. The characters are limited and thinly-sketched, but well-performed by their actors, and the plot is indeed non-stop. And that is probably the root of the problem, really: the film has a talented cast, an intriguing plot, a good setting and some very effective twists, but none of these is ever used to its full potential for fear that doing so might cause a brief, unforgivable lull in proceedings. Make it 20-30 minutes longer, give some of the other characters a bit of backstory and more things to do, and slow down a little, and this could have been a kind of actionised, Neeson-esque Ten Little Indians. In fact, of the mere five deaths, three of them are villains anyway. Perhaps the film could have garnered a little more depth and impact by killing off one of Marks' more likable allies: the little girl used to demonstrate that Marks is not so harsh underneath it all; Nancy, the only non-essential member of the crew whose name we can actually remember; or Jen, whose heart condition dangling over her like the sword of Damocles is practically crying out to pop up and kill her at some dramatically appropriate moment. It seems odd to be demanding more deaths in a Neeson action movie, but the fact is the villains accomplish so little that the enormous amount of crap Marks is given by his superiors and the other passengers seems hardly justified by what he's been framed for.
While I would certainly never call the final product bad, or even totally mediocre - it's an engaging enough 95 minutes - Non-Stop just seems to be trying to keep too many plates spinning at once, and hurries between them too quickly to check if they're actually stable or not. It wants Taken's Neeson-flavoured gritty violence and ruggedly indestructible main character; it wants Hitchcock's mounting suspense as the framed man searches for his tormentor; it wants Christie's colourful gallery of suspects and detective work as the bodies pile up. Non-Stop never actually drops these plates, but they're all a bit wobbly (and that third one is only a paper party plate to begin with) and unfortunately the film only manages to be slightly less than the sum of its parts.
While I would certainly never call the final product bad, or even totally mediocre - it's an engaging enough 95 minutes - Non-Stop just seems to be trying to keep too many plates spinning at once, and hurries between them too quickly to check if they're actually stable or not. It wants Taken's Neeson-flavoured gritty violence and ruggedly indestructible main character; it wants Hitchcock's mounting suspense as the framed man searches for his tormentor; it wants Christie's colourful gallery of suspects and detective work as the bodies pile up. Non-Stop never actually drops these plates, but they're all a bit wobbly (and that third one is only a paper party plate to begin with) and unfortunately the film only manages to be slightly less than the sum of its parts.
6/10 - Not quite a Non-Starter
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